How To Turn Your Mother Into Mush
18 Dec 2011 Leave a Comment
STEP 1: After being sent to your room to contemplate why a Frisbee is indeed considered an “outdoor toy,” and the importance of “turning on your listening ears” (because mothers are psychic and know that Frisbees do not get along well with table lamps,) simply hand her this note with an apologetic face. Then, chances are good, she will probably make you brownies.
